this is war

always ready for battle
blood will be spilled
we have the power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other


War:
Ah, war. It's been around for centuries and despite our best efforts there are still some people that haven't been killed by it. Well, that will change when the horseman of War comes along. He's the biggest, most totally ripped barbarian to ever exist and he has a ten foot long sword which he uses to decapitate fools. I mean, look at the picture. He's so freaking jacked that he flexed once and his shirt and pants completely ripped into shreds and flew off his body. But he doesn't even give a crap. He's not going to let something like being pantsless stop him from killing anything with a pulse with his Sword of Justice. Nothing in the universe can defeat him in single combat, and on top of his ability to slaughter millions of people with a big honking sword, he can also cause people to flip out ninja-style and kill each other for no reason at all.